Hey hey hey!
Finally an update after a long time. Starting college + family issues = not a lot of time to think of rules.
I’m doing the 365 Movies Challenge, and a majority of these will probably be horror movies. So my personal blog will have the updates on that.
Sorry for the ridiculous hiatus (even though there are only 41 of you and you probably don’t give a shit)
-Alyssa
Anniversaries suck.
The a hint from movies like Halloween and My Bloody Valentine, doing stuff on the anniversary of any kind of happening—mass murder, ruitual, serial killings—is the worst fucking idea.
Especially if you’re going to party on the grounds of where the awful things happened.
It’s laughably stupid; you sit in the theatres or at home laughing at these poor bastards who are so fucking stupid that they thought this would be a good idea.
Don’t let this be you.
Just don’t do it.
Halloween is quickly approaching, so I figured I might as well give you guys a list of my favorite horror movies. It was SUPPOSED to be ten, but I had.. troubles.
A post by yours truly; the beginning of me trying to get back off of this hiatus the blog has been on.
Sorry it’s still been so slow, guys :c
I (Alyssa) am moving into my dorm on Sunday, so that will be a busy couple of days. I might have a new rule up tonight, if I finish doing my packing and stuff on time.
After I get settled into college things will start picking up.
Thank you for being so patient. Take this time to make sure you don’t act like a dumbass and break any of the rules. :D
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-Shelly
Hey guys.
There might not be some updates for a few days because in addition to Pottermore taking over the lives of more than one of the mods, I am packing my entire room up to go to college in a few weeks.
Once my packing is done and I’m less stressed out about it updates will be regularly posted again—-that is, until college starts and I’m consumed by homework.
Hopefully the others can keep posting but I know I won’t be on as much for a few days.
Thanks, y’all!
Trust no one!
Not your parents, not your boyfriend/girlfriend, not your closest friends. If your life has turned into a horror movie and there’s a masked killer stalking you and your friends…be wary.
You trust no one. Let’s say you help out your neighbor or your ‘friend.’ Turns out that that person is actually the killer and then just like that…YOU’RE DEAD.
Trust no on but yourself. Only you can save your ass if you don’t know who the killer is. Take the movie ‘Valentine’s Day’ for example. If you haven’t seen it. Go watch it.
I will say this for horror-movie-survival sake only:
Don’t get high.
I’m not condemning or condoning drugs of any kind—what you choose to do is your own business. But if your life has become a horror movie, if you’re high, you are going to perish.
If you don’t do drugs/smoke already, go you. You’ve got a one up. If you’re a pothead, and you find yourself in a horror movie setting, you might want to set the bowl down for a minute and listen to me.
Every druggie in every horror movie that they appear in dies.
Your judgement is impaired, you think the killer is your friend, you’re laughing, because you’re high, damn you want that cheeseburger, but look here kid you’re about to have your bowels removed.
So just wait until it’s all over and save that last joint for after the killer’s gone. It’ll definitely be worth the reward high.
If the killer is inside the house, calls you from inside the house, or someone TELLS you there’s someone in your house, don’t scream and lock your door, get the fuck out of there, especially if there are children involved.
Don’t LOCK YOURSELF IN A HOUSE WITH A KILLER. Get the kids out. Get yourself out. And run the fuck away.
Take the movie Amusement, for example. One of the main characters got her shit together and got the kids out of the house first thing. In When A Stranger Calls, that was not the case. Her dumb ass didn’t leave. She stayed.
So just, take it from me, and get the fuck out of dodge if they’re in the house.
